7 Jun 2007

"Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me
What you get is just what you see yeah
I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things i feed me
I never help or give to the needy
Come on and see me
There are times when I feel that it's good to be alive. One such time was when Paris Hilton got her sorry skinny skanky ass thrown back in the klink. You should have seen me ranting and raving in my evangelical socialist manner that I have sometimes. Waving my arms around and saying things like "one law for the rich and one law for the poor, etc etc." But then my landlord, who had managed to drag himself off the gamecube and Fifa 2005 for five minutes, came up with a cup of tea and the good news that she was taken back in, by all accounts in tears. I haven't seen any video footage but what with today's intrusive media climate I'm sure there must be some. If anyone has links then please post them in the comments as I could do with a good laugh. I tell you with all those cell block H lesbo's in jail I bet she doesn't forget to wear underwear for the next month or so. Personally for shlebs like Hilton I'd advocate gas chambers, but then that's just me. What is she actually famous for? Is it like I suspect just for being famous? It can't be for being a model as she isn't that attractive (huge nose, which would explain the lack of blood going to her brain). It certainly can't be for being an actress as there is plenty of evidence to prove otherwise, and as for a singer ....pfft forget it. I've met a load of women and most of them seem to be a hell of a lot more intelligent that Hilton, most are woofers but there have been some very attractive ones too. But all of them have the distinct honour that I wouldn't roll over them to get to Hilton not even if my life depended on it. I'm not sure of all those involved would be the more grateful for that one but there you go.
Anyway here's the music for this week's post. We have the CD single from Kiss AMC which has several two tone samples. Then we have Anarchy In The Uk volumes one and two which was a free giveaway from the Sunday Times. Then we've got King Apparatus which is Canadian ska that I discovered ages ago but couldn't get a free cd from the record company to review in the Upsetter fanzine for love nor money. Also for any Mods out there we have Mods mayday '79 from the second wave of Mod back when I was a lickle person. (A long time ago in a county far far away)

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