3 Feb 2007

"A bond of trust has been abused something of value may be lost give up your job squander your cash - be rash just hold on to your friends"

You know turkeys are ugly birds aren't they? Really they are the worst looking birds you could imagine (apart from some of those I've been out with ... oops my mysoginy is showing). Kind of like Scrotums with beaks. It's no wonder we eat them, you wouldn't want one as a pet would you? Budgies, cockatiels, parrots of all shapes, colours and sizes yes birds that do things and give the impression of affection... (unlike those that I've been out with) a bird with all the asthetic charm of a 90 year old lady's tit? No . It's like the bloke in charge of creating turkeys was having a lie in that morning and all the bird resources where used up by the bloke in charge of making those mentalist birds in Borneo's jungles. Bernard Mathews should get a medal if you ask me. If ever something needed to be extinct it's the turkey. Maybe we could burn them instead of fossil fuels? Global warming stopped and every one will like the smell (apart from the veggies and food nazis vegans but, fuck 'em). Maybe we could paint them white and float them off the coast of the arctic? Then they'd reflect sunlight and therefore another eco disaster averted.
I'm just venting my spleen at the world for no particular reason ... apart from the usual ones. I dreamt I was at my old job again the other night bloody brain why can't we reinstall our brains' version of windows. (mine would be Windows '69 and would come on a quarter inch tape and make those noises that they made in the movies like Billion Dollar Brain). In this dream I was nekkid and guess who walks into the room? Yup t'knees from up t'north. Bleeding brain just because I filled it with useless info, music and pornographic images. My hard drive doesn't hate me so why should my brain? I should be in a good mood really as I'm beginning to get interviews to my job requests. I just wish I could get a job doing what I like. But then who the hell would pay me to do this? Failing that I'd like to work on the radio. I couldn't be any worse than those idiots on the local station "great mates" types it's as if Smashy & Nicey hadn't exsisted.

Anyway heres todays posts. I've upped some Dub Reggae compilations and a requested repost of Madness' First Step Beyond.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/3qsoer First Step + Covers

http://www.sendspace.com/file/6s1g8m Alternate link
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8r88gp Dub - More Bass Culture
http://www.sendspace.com/file/yeuoqx Dub - A Journey In Bass Culture


Scooter said...

You know, I really feel sorry for turkeys just now....the ones that breathed a sigh of relief in January after escaping the big Christmas cull, are now public enemy no. 1 in the battle against bird flu....what a bummer!

Which reminds me, I need to go out get some Lemsip....you canny be too careful.

Big thanx for FSB....:))

TheUpsetter1969 said...

"Which reminds me, I need to go out get some Lemsip....you canny be too careful."

I know I tried Lemsip but those little buggers just fly too damn high to give it to 'em.