"Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do"
Well it's on a hiatus for the moment. But this world cup is turning out to be fantastic.... unless you are Spain or England. Yards better than the last dull affair in South Africa and with less annoying Vuvuzela too. I am glad to say that my (Adopted) team, Brazil, are still in as I write. Here's to the next couple of weeks of footy being as good if not better. I'm predicting either Brazil, Germany or Holland to be in the last few deciding games although it's been quite hard to predict this time. Just the way I like it.
I posted the above heading ass I heard it on an old edition of Top of the Pops that my Tivo recorded from 1979, which are currently being shown on BBC 4HD. It reminded me of the strange dream I had about, of all people, Hannah Hart. The only bit I remember is the tastefully naked 'American Beauty' bit, which is odd as she is a lesbian ....and I'm a male Lesbian... so I suppose it evens out. I like her videos for the terrible puns and the fact that she is always positive but, not in an annoying way that you get sometimes with media personalities. My main bug about that at the moment is Zooey Deschanel who constantly posts things about feeling positive and 'accept body your image' even if you are all lumpy like (I paraphrase). I have no bones about being positive and all but try being all fluffy kittens and puppies when you have to deal with the DWP who berate you for not using their website to find work. Even though you do and the website redirects you to umpteen other agencies anyway. Now, I apply for several jobs a week and go on the site daily but the woman said they'd stop my money if they considered that I wasn't looking for work. To which my reply was "What, they'll fucking stop it twice in one go? they'll double stop my money?" To which she tapped on her windows 95 computer, humphed and said nothing.
I'd like to remain positive but then I'm not a gorgeous actress/singer/songwriter with a bank account that has commas in the total column. Whereas I am a somewhat lumpy middle aged grumpy bastard slowly realising that life hasn't finished kicking me in the face until I sell all my belongings on ebay. It will probably continue to do so for a while too.
But I don't want you to think that I'm a negative person, I'm not.... not really, despite what some dumb ass former manager may think. I am a realist, but I live for the small islands and archipelagos of happiness in the vast Pacific ocean of life. Like, for example, when I was knee deep in swamp water whilst in the Army. We had spent all day digging this fire trench through thick orange clay only to have the roof canopy collapse thanks to the mouthy Mancunian in our detachment. There we were with thick clay clinging to my, by the morning, orange combat uniform with the freezing November rain pouring down my neck and even at three in the morning trying to clean my L1A1 FN Fal firearm in the dark I knew that nothing bad lasts for ever.
So this is what keeps me going. It's not negative, it's not exactly positive I'll grant you but to go through life with an attitude that 'nothing bad lasts for ever' is better than having the unrealistic attitude that life is all candy, fireworks and puppies if you just think positively. Always expect the worst to happen that way you'll be happier when it doesn't and prepared when it does.
Is anyone there BTW?