26 Dec 2006

"If you must write prose and poems The word you use should be your own Don't plagiarise or take "on loan" There's always someone, somewhere With a big nose, who knows And trips you up and laughs When you fall."

So here it is Merry Xmas everybody's having fun etc etc. Well not everyone is having fun, I know I'm one of them. But I refuse to go all "Eeyore" as my landlord says. So I'll look forward to 2007, it'll be the twentieth anniversary of 1987 you know? 1987 happened right at the correct moment for me between 1986 and 1988, the perfect time (apart from the Conservative 'junta' that is. It was my favourite Christmas as we had the biggest laugh by organising a treasure hunt involving 42 cryptic clues in envelopes placed all over the 6 bedroom three floor house only find the present under the tree an hour later. Oh how we laughed. Can you guess the author of this scheme?

Anyway we had a slightly traditional Christmas which involves several members of the household locking themselves in a spare room until the children disappear having left in thier wake the remnants of wrapping paper, discarded boxes, broken toys, blood, ripped carpet, smnashed windows and broken furniture. Also sitting bloated from my big servings of traditional Christmas dinner and chocolate traditional biscuits, sweets etc. Then we traditionally ignored HM Queen's waffling old traditional bollocks, in my case I was busy in a Lego Galaxy Far Far Away ... spending several traditional bloated hours sat there blasting away at evil plastic bricks. Iwould like to have gotten the things I asked for but then how to you wrap up Winona Ryder giving me a blow job? Later I unlocked the door (once the noise had subsided from the kids disappearance and the smoke had cleared), and left my darkened room with sore wrist and strained eyesight ... it was like my teenage years all over again.

If I'd have had my way it would have been an untraditional Christmas with no songs relating to noel and a lunch of beans on toast with an egg on top. Although I did like the bit where people kept giving me stuff ... even the socks. So I'd have kept that bit. Next year I'm going to ask for money as it seemed everyone ignored my wishlist. Maybe they all think I'm some sort of Christmas nay sayer or something? I don't know why ... although maybe my window had something to do with it? My world famous window to be precise. Although it had the desired effect by making people laugh (including Craig Charles). Still the new year should be better than the last one (I hope). Though time will tell. I'm beginning to get over all the 'Panto' buisiness at my ex job. Although I dreamt of 'the Knees' the other night see even my brain's against me.

Tonight's music is from Morrissey and The Smiths in fact all the stuff I bought myself because I knew others wouldn't. I'll post a Jam cd too.

http://dl58tl.rapidshare.com/files/9291695/TS-HoH.rar Hatful Of Hollow

http://dl62tl2.rapidshare.com/files/9296817/TS-LTB.rar Louder Than Bombs

http://dl64cg.rapidshare.com/files/9300267/TS-MIM.rar Meat Is Murder

http://dl56l32.rapidshare.com/files/9305162/TS-QID.rar Queen Is Dead

http://dl51tl.rapidshare.com/files/9308062/TS-R.rar Rank

http://dl51l3.rapidshare.com/files/9310457/TS-SHWC.rar Strangeways Here We Come

http://dl68tl2.rapidshare.com/files/9315121/TS-TS.rar The Smiths

http://dl51cg2.rapidshare.com/files/9318640/TS-TWWL.rar The World Won't Listen

http://dl61cg.rapidshare.com/files/9322590/TJ-TJS.part1.rar The Jam Story

http://dl60tl.rapidshare.com/files/9325849/TJ-TJS.part2.rar

http://dl51l32.rapidshare.com/files/9381955/M-BD.rar Bona Drag

http://dl60tl2.rapidshare.com/files/9385966/M-S-TBO.rar Suedehead The Best Of

http://dl69tl.rapidshare.com/files/9390775/M-VH.rar Viva Hate

Enjoy

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

An amazing post with a very well chosen quotation from one of my veeery favourite songs. Me, I'm always ready to listen to some of the Smiths/Morrissey stuff so let's go where we're happy - I'll meet you all at the rapidshare gates. Thank you for upsetting, er, I mean uploading.

TheUpsetter1969 said...

No problem I'm glad to share the Mozz meister ... at least until his lawyers find out ;) I'll post more morrissey as and when I get it. Have you checked the archives to see the huge amount of Smiths/Morrissy bootlegs I posted last year? If they are still up if they aren't then p[lease let me know and I'll repost.

Anonymous said...

Thank you very much for Suedehead! I found it by chance (some may also call it google ;) ). You're great!

TheUpsetter1969 said...

Well, (blush), Thank you I do try.

Anonymous said...

Hey mr. upsetter, is it possible you could repost that Terry Hall 'Vegas' album you posted sometime last year. That is, if it isn't too much trouble. Thanks

TheUpsetter1969 said...

Yeah I'll get on to it today along with a couple of other requested reposts. OK Mr Anonymous?

Anonymous said...

That would be much appreciated. Thanks!