18 Sep 2006

"The one who insists he was first in the line is the last to remember her name he's walking around in this dress that she wore she is gone but the joke's the same".


I don't trust dolphins, I mean there they are on these David Attenborough documentaries all smiley and nice enjoying being the mammals they are. Jumping in and out of the sea always very pleased with themselves and eager to smile at anyone in particular. But I reckon theres a deeper hidden darker secret that they are hiding they'll turn out to be evil and all of a sudden we'll all go "Oh now I get it." Don't believe me? Well waht about Tony Baloney Blair? There he was all nice and smiley couldn't do enough for the Great British public then all of a sudden "oooh I think I'll invade somewhere and bugger the British public and their indignation"
Still don't believe me about dolphins? Well what about flipper? Every fucking week he'd try to have that kid murdered and then go and get help which would arrive 'just in time' to save the boy. I think he was trying to make it look like an accident so he had an alibi. No one understood cetacean so Flipper could quite easily have been saying "I'll do you in boy if it's the last thing I do" Whilst they thanked him and gave him a fish. How comes the boy's father used to just take off from his job, jump in a speed boat and all on the say so of a bottle nosed murderer? Did no one in his office say "hang on a minute I'd like you to visit Dr. Weinstein he specialises in this sort of ... erm, how can I say this delicately? I know, incident you fucking fruit bat" All I'm saying is that maybe Flipper was diddled on a drugs deal by the father and was trying to kill his son as retribution? Let's be honest the father's behaviour where he thought the sealife mamals were trying to tell him something, Florida gateway to the Carribean and central America , the sixties? You do the maths. "ick ick hikikikik kikikikikk" "Whats that Flipper little billy's trapped in an underwater cave with no oxygen left"? "(translated from dolphin) no you dumb fuck I was saying I've finally succeeded in killing the brat ha ha ha" "I think he wants us to follow him." "No go away I'm going to get there first and bite his leg off."
Fucking dolphins evil i tell you eeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiilll! Don't even get me started on Skippy...

Tonight's post is the eagerly awaited The Selecter - Too Much Pressure. It's an album I always remember playing as I cycled around the almost deserted caravan sites during those cold wet grey miserable summer days a long long time ago in a county far away ... With the old tape recorder strapped to the handlebars of my ten gear racer and pocket full of cassettes. Later it became a solid state pocket radio strapped to the handlebars whilst I listened to Laser 558 of which someone sent me a great old recording of about an hour sample, oooh the memories of just wasting hours sat on my bike somewhere ... tsk kids today just don't know how to be bored. Why in my day ...
http://rapidshare.de/files/33455445/2000_AD_Prog_1505_Sept_06.cbr 2000AD Comic

http://rapidshare.de/files/34077394/TS-TMP_1980_3rdup.rar The Selecter

Repost Of Selecter 22-09-06

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Selecter! Been a crap day, nice to have some joy come into it.

TheUpsetter1969 said...

Glad to help spread the joy, I have plenty of crap days.

vacuumcleanersucksupbudgie said...

First time, long time...just dropping a line of appreciation for your great uploads with Dance Craze another topper. Keep it keepin' on...

TheUpsetter1969 said...

Well if you insist vacuumcleanersucksupbudgie :D I shall be putting some real gems up in the next few days.